I'm going to Jail

I got the coolest phone call at work today.

"Hello may I speak with Janine."
"This is."
"Someone has acussed you of having a big heart, and we have a warrent for you arrest for the MDA Lockup."

Muscular Dystrophy Assoc. has the fund raiser where you have to raise money for bail.

The lady went on to say that (If I want to participate of course) I would be arrested on Dec 16 and sent to Jail, They're gonna come to my office to arrest me and bring me in a limo to Jonathans Grill in Jamesburg for jail/lunch and they'll bring me back to work after. I'm gonna do it its for a good cause and it sounds fun. It costs $600 per child to send them to the camp I think she said, they're mailing me the info. and they'd like me to try to raise enough for 3 kids to go. I asked who my acussor was? "I'm sorry they're in witness protection and may be revealed to on Dec 16th"

The conversation was so funny she used every term possible in the realm, I was laughing through the whole phone call.

So if anyone would like to mail me a check as their charitable donation I'd really appreciate it. If you need my address leave a comment with your email address and I'll send it to you.